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meggannn:

maybewereallinsane:

#little dove #because she’s a beautiful thing kept in a cage#little bird #because sandor sees her as someone he can only admire from afar#little flamingo #because flamingos are pink and she’s a redhead #little american bald eagle #because she’s a stark and starks are an endangered species by now#little preying mantis #because she seems relatively harmless until she does kung-fu #little flying squirrel #because she doesn’t seem to be capable of flight until whoah mothafukka she leaps from one tree and is airborne #sansa for all the avian metaphors

#i thought we were heading for a really deep asoiaf meta #but this is just as good

Source: gameofgifs Via: irony-rocks
Anonymous asked, "Ever taste something so good you wanted to slap your mama?"

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

no because if i ever slapped my ma that something would be the last thing i ever tasted

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

Source: genderthief Via: kenfucky

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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Source: memewhore Via: rebrebbyni

hipqies:

I wish people randomly offered me weed as much as middle school health classes made it seem they would

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